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Date: 2019-08-05 01:29 am (UTC)
spargo: (017)
From: [personal profile] spargo
hey
i got this number from a friend of a friend of a friend

she said you were either the guy selling tickets to the music festival
or the one who took his shirt off in the bar to show off a 6pack during a beerpong game

either way i'm interested
or i have the wrong number

Date: 2019-08-05 02:10 am (UTC)
spargo: (011)
From: [personal profile] spargo
i have a large social circle ;)

i'm also down a beer pong tournament partner
and looking to make the guy who was SUPPOSED to be on my team regret it in a major way
the girl said you were good
and also super hot

feel like helping a girl out, stranger?

Date: 2019-08-05 02:22 am (UTC)
spargo: (013)
From: [personal profile] spargo
can the lone wolf hold his liquor?
final round is probably soju or vodka or something stronger to make it harder

she said you were good but she also got distracted saying she wanted to lick gochujang sauce off your abs so
i'm not sure how closely she was paying attention to your skills

i figured worst comes to worst you can distract the other side even if you can't play worth a damn